Mock Praise Poem

My lovely fiance, Ashton, was recently assigned to write a “mock praise” poem. I found it humorous, so here it is.
The Smiling Theologian
Men long have sought the everlasting Way,
From which so many saints refused to sway.
Martyrs, for the Christ they so adored,
Have oft been murdered, beaten, and abhorred.
‘Twas faith that taught them how to persevere,
And, [...]

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